Today's Terrible Classified Ad

Kinja'd!!! "lonestranger" (lonestranger)
02/26/2015 at 12:20 • Filed to: None

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1986 Caprice limousine

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"Must sell my reciently purchased 1983 caprice limo due to immediate family emergency so I don't loose my place $4800 only trade for race quad. Currently registered"

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Coty > lonestranger
02/26/2015 at 12:27

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FAMILY EMERGENCY UNLESS YOU HAVE A RACING FOUR WHEELER THEN IT'S NO BIG THING.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Coty
02/26/2015 at 12:32

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Maybe the family is at each others throats because their racing quad was destroyed. The only thing that can once again unify them is money to buy a new quad, or a new quad.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Coty
02/26/2015 at 12:33

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PLEASE CALL OR TEXT 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOU COME SO I CAN FIND CAR


Kinja'd!!! Coty > McMike
02/26/2015 at 12:40

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MANY TREES ONE CAR CANNOT FIND QUICK SORY


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > lonestranger
02/26/2015 at 13:03

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Pretty sure that's a fir, dude.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > lonestranger
02/26/2015 at 13:44

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When I see ad's like these all I can think of is the old mid night club racers. They would put ads in the classifieds in newspapers that would say where to meet up to race. I think some of the really shitty Craigslit ads are covers for nefarious activities. The rest are just stupid people.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > lonestranger
02/26/2015 at 15:24

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This, has to be a scam, right? Like those Craigslist apartment ads with a photo, but the "photo" is only a clip art image of a For Rent sign? Either that, or the car is actually totaled/in a deplorable state, and he figures obscuring it with a tree is a super smart way to get around that.

Or functionally retarded, either way.